“Sure, masturbating in the bedroom or bathroom is fine. But what I really love is masturbating outside. Whenever my parents aren’t home, I make it a point to go in the backyard, get naked and finger myself. Sometimes I dog sit for my neighbors when they’re out of town, and I’ve cum so hard by their pool. The last time I was out there getting myself off with a vibrator, I realized they have a security camera! It’s probably been there all along. Now I know why my neighbor always looks so happy to see me.”
